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Happy Birthday Taurus!
by Sylvia Browne

The sign of Taurus celebrates their birthdays from April 20th through May 20th. So let’s wish these wonderful Taurus folks a very Happy Birthday! I am going to share with you now a bit about what exactly makes these Taurus folks “tick” and why we love them so much.

Taurus people are boring. I’m trying to be kind, but every Taurus that I have ever known (and I mean a fully aspected Taurus?) has a tendency toward stupidity. Yet I do not think that they are actually that dumb, but they act that way. They will often reply to questions with “Huh?” and a puzzled look. I think this is to make someone come on more. You will want to walk up and say, “Do you hear me? Are you listening? Watch my lips?”

Everyone who has a Taurus friend has a karmic debt! Even when you say, “Get away,” they hang on to your leg. You can beat them with a stick, and they say, “I love you anyway.” An Aries ought to work with a Taurus, for God’s sake, because they’ve got enough patience. The Aries would repeat things 55 times, and the Taurus would say, “I finally get it,” which would make the Aries say, “Oh, how wonderful!”

Taureans usually have very high-falutin’ speech. They usually talk like this: “The cosmic influences of the seminal fluid, in the great beyond of the ad infinitum, are coming together in the heated vortex within.” You then say, “Pardon me, but I do not understand a thing you’re saying.” In this instance, they just asked you to have sex, without your even knowing it!”


Sylvia Browne is without question, "America's #1 Psychic," an internationally known psychic and medium.

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By Lorraine, Thursday, April 23, 2009 11:11:30 PM
 Well you are now hearing from another Taurean. I have spent my life ignoring stupid peaople and if you perceive this as being boring then I might suggest that you might fall under the Stupid umbrella. Any Taurean that I know is loving, caring and a true friend. Yes we have a sendancy to be stubborn but that is what gets us through the trials that come into our lives. I would very much like to meet you and debate the Taurean nature face to face. Lorraine April 27th 1939
By Barbara, Thursday, April 23, 2009 09:54:23 PM
 As much as I have always loved Sylvia and her teachings, I am very disappointed that Sylvia cannot find anything good to say about Taureans. At times I can be stubborn, at times I can be a martyr type, but I am also an extremely loyal, generous, and compassionate person. I am not stupid, nor will I let anyone tell me I am, even Sylvia. What she has said in our review was horrible. There was nothing said about us that was good or even nice, only that we are stupid, boring, stalkers, and high flautin. Sylvia, you have certainly depressed me and my view of you has dropped considerably. No longer will I turn in for webcasts. I will live my life without your help!
By Marie, Thursday, April 23, 2009 07:21:25 PM
 To the intern whos job it was to copy and paste the "Taurus blurb" onto the website: Being a sensitive, loving, and patient Taurus, I feel your pain & forgive you.
By Michelle, Thursday, April 23, 2009 04:54:34 PM
 I am highly insulted by you Sylvia! Shame on you!Michelle
By Andrea, Thursday, April 23, 2009 04:18:31 PM
 Again, I post, the only positive Sylvia Browne has ever had about a Taurus is that we have nice hands. ???That's the best she can say about 1/12 of her fans. I guess she's so rich now, she can say whatever she wants...have us go buy her books...and then laugh when she realizes 1/12 of us were foolish enough to buy the book, in the first place. SO...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF MY FELLOW TAUREANS!
By Andrea, Thursday, April 23, 2009 04:11:55 PM
 Again, I post, the only positive Sylvia Browne has ever had about a Taurus is that we have nice hands. ???That's the best she can say about 1/12 of her fans. I guess she's so rich now, she can say whatever she wants...have us go buy her books...and then laugh when she realizes 1/12 of us were foolish enough to buy the book, in the first place. SO...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF MY FELLOW TAUREANS!
By debbie, Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:39:01 PM
 I AM A BULL AND PROUD OF IT!!!!! I AM NEITHER BORING OR STUPID!!!!!BUT MAYBE SYLVIA WANTED TO SEE THE "BULLS"RESPONSES TO HER BLOG. WE KNOW WE ARE ALL STUBBORN AND BULL HEADED "I KNOW I SPEAK MY MIND WITH OUT HUHS!!!!!!!!"DON'T LET HER BLOG GET YOU DOWN WE BULLS ARE GREAT!!!!!!!INNER STRENGTHS!!!!!!!
By Marie, Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:14:23 PM
 To the intern whos job it was to copy and paste the "Taurus blurb" onto the website: Being a sensitive, loving, and patient Taurus, I feel your pain & forgive you.
By Marie, Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:11:18 PM
 To the intern whos job it was to copy and paste the "Taurus blurb" onto the website: Being a sensitive, loving, and patient Taurus, I feel your pain & forgive you.
By Sherita, Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:00:59 PM
 WEll I gotta say she got me right born 4-24-84, I am all that is described in this column and the relationships blog. and also forgot to mention most bulls are into metapysically stuff. I am . Blessings Starr

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