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Happy Birthday Taurus!
by Sylvia Browne

The sign of Taurus celebrates their birthdays from April 20th through May 20th. So let’s wish these wonderful Taurus folks a very Happy Birthday! I am going to share with you now a bit about what exactly makes these Taurus folks “tick” and why we love them so much.

Taurus people are boring. I’m trying to be kind, but every Taurus that I have ever known (and I mean a fully aspected Taurus?) has a tendency toward stupidity. Yet I do not think that they are actually that dumb, but they act that way. They will often reply to questions with “Huh?” and a puzzled look. I think this is to make someone come on more. You will want to walk up and say, “Do you hear me? Are you listening? Watch my lips?”

Everyone who has a Taurus friend has a karmic debt! Even when you say, “Get away,” they hang on to your leg. You can beat them with a stick, and they say, “I love you anyway.” An Aries ought to work with a Taurus, for God’s sake, because they’ve got enough patience. The Aries would repeat things 55 times, and the Taurus would say, “I finally get it,” which would make the Aries say, “Oh, how wonderful!”

Taureans usually have very high-falutin’ speech. They usually talk like this: “The cosmic influences of the seminal fluid, in the great beyond of the ad infinitum, are coming together in the heated vortex within.” You then say, “Pardon me, but I do not understand a thing you’re saying.” In this instance, they just asked you to have sex, without your even knowing it!”


Sylvia Browne is without question, "America's #1 Psychic," an internationally known psychic and medium.

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By Gary, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 04:05:23 PM
It's sad that an individual as well known and respected as Sylvia Brown, would allow this kind of one sided negativity on her website. Taurean's make up approx. 1/12 the total population on Earth (approx. 500 million) and its diffcult for me to believe that she has met enough Taurean's (even fully aspected ones) to so totally denigrate a sign. Sylvia, its time for you to let go of your cynicism and acknowledge that there is so much more to people than a quick four paragraph summary can say. If you're going to use this kind of a format then at least make it clear that its 1) Toungue in cheek or 2) it presents both sides of the discussion equally. Happy Birthday Taurus, you've got to be kidding? Shame on you, Sylvia!
By marie, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 04:04:14 PM
I think it depends on the kind of people a taurean is around. when I hang around people I can be comfortable with and be myself I am not boring and all this info. just comes out of me. When I am around people who think they know everything and are very condesending. I just clam up and sit in a corner. I guess that's why you can say we are boring at times. I guess it depend on history.
By Mary, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 04:01:50 PM
One of your past husbands must have been a Taurus. It clearly shows in these columns.
By , Tuesday, April 21, 2009 03:58:34 PM
Wow I thought Sylvia was about positive. Well here is one Taurus who is positive I am going to Unsubscribe and she can stick her negativity in her moon.
By Gary, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 03:56:09 PM
It's sad that an individual as well known and respected as Sylvia Brown, would allow this kind of one sided negativity on her website. Taurean's make up approx. 1/12 the total population on Earth (approx. 500 million) and its diffcult for me to believe that she has met enough Taurean's (even fully aspected ones) to so totally denigrate a sign. Sylvia, its time for you to let go of your cynicism and acknowledge that there is so much more to people than a quick four paragraph summary can say. If you're going to use this kind of a format then at least make it clear that its 1) Toungue in cheek or 2) it presents both sides of the discussion equally. Happy Birthday Taurus, you've got to be kidding? Shame on you, Sylvia!
By Ava, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 03:50:23 PM
Sylvia, you have prejudice against Taurus people. Stupid, boring... To be with a Taurus is a karma (bad one)...Wow!
By ann, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 03:49:38 PM
These aren't blogs. This is straight out of Sylvia's Astrology book. As much as I love Sylvia and her books, this is alot of personal opinion and not much astrological info.
By Leslie, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 03:40:29 PM
I'm a Taurus; however, I am not stupid. I will play stupid when around certain people, but am not stupid. Boring, no! In fact, most people love to be around me because I am so much fun. When someone wrongs me or gets me mad, look out! And yes, I can be a martyr at times. A numerologist once told me to always look under the sign of Cancer because of the position of the planets and the moment of my birth so maybe that's where I differ from Taureans in some areas.
By Dottie, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 03:33:18 PM
I'll admit to being boring, BUT to my own sign's defense, I have to debate about the stupidity part. I'm a Taurus and I'm not stupid, I have an extreme dislike for stupid people and stupid things. Maybe I'm not like other people with my sign because of my rising sign or maybe it is just because I find stupidity to be like a malignant disease in society...who knows.

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