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Happy Birthday Taurus!
by Sylvia Browne

The sign of Taurus celebrates their birthdays from April 20th through May 20th. So let’s wish these wonderful Taurus folks a very Happy Birthday! I am going to share with you now a bit about what exactly makes these Taurus folks “tick” and why we love them so much.

Taurus people are boring. I’m trying to be kind, but every Taurus that I have ever known (and I mean a fully aspected Taurus?) has a tendency toward stupidity. Yet I do not think that they are actually that dumb, but they act that way. They will often reply to questions with “Huh?” and a puzzled look. I think this is to make someone come on more. You will want to walk up and say, “Do you hear me? Are you listening? Watch my lips?”

Everyone who has a Taurus friend has a karmic debt! Even when you say, “Get away,” they hang on to your leg. You can beat them with a stick, and they say, “I love you anyway.” An Aries ought to work with a Taurus, for God’s sake, because they’ve got enough patience. The Aries would repeat things 55 times, and the Taurus would say, “I finally get it,” which would make the Aries say, “Oh, how wonderful!”

Taureans usually have very high-falutin’ speech. They usually talk like this: “The cosmic influences of the seminal fluid, in the great beyond of the ad infinitum, are coming together in the heated vortex within.” You then say, “Pardon me, but I do not understand a thing you’re saying.” In this instance, they just asked you to have sex, without your even knowing it!”


Sylvia Browne is without question, "America's #1 Psychic," an internationally known psychic and medium.

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By Eileen, Tuesday, April 28, 2009 06:56:25 PM
My boss is a Taurus and my coworker is an Aries. Exactly as Sylvia says...The Aries repeats things, patiently, and finally my boss will get it. The Aries is extremely patient. She finds my boss boring, but I think he's pretty funny. I've only known him for 9 mos and she for 10 yrs, so maybe she's heard all his dumb stories before. Eileen
By dawn, Monday, April 27, 2009 05:24:13 PM
hi sylvia its dawn5-2-65 alameda ca again i just wanted 2 say being a well aspected taurus my feelings are not hurt at all this just shows me your human too & as we all know no 1 is perfect but GOD/AZNA!so get off sylvias back this is her opinion and thats fine &by the way im 4sure not boreing im a hoot if isay so myself....hope 2 c &meet u someday....dawntaurussnake 5-2-65 have a great birthday all u taureans and everyone elece2
By annia, Monday, April 27, 2009 05:22:14 PM
Hello fellow Taureans! May 8th here. I believe alot of this is being misconstrued. Longtime fans of Sylvia should realize by now she wasn't purposly trying to hurt anyone! She didn't say we WERE dumb just that we act that way. I have seen some that do and some that don't. As far as the karmic debt, that just goes to show how loyal we really are. Because no matter what you say or do to us if we really love you then we will stand by you. I have often been told I have a way with words and have helped a lot of people with those words. So to me it doesn't matter how you say something just as long as you get the point across. I am very proud of my "high falutin" speech, my apologies if your not equipped with the smarts to undertand the words! ha ha. And last but not least, there is nothing wrong with boring. I myself alone can be a bit boring, but put me in the right atmosphere with the right combination of people and I'm the life of the party! So come on people we are bullheaded, but please to allow this to effect your lives is just way too dramatic! ~Peace out~
By Dianna, Monday, April 27, 2009 07:57:56 AM
First i would like to say happy birthday to all .Now get over yourselfs.This is not a perfect world, we are not perfect, not even Sylvia. We read and listen to Sylvia for guidness in this world, now you are going to bash her Her comments are not personal ,just overall .Sylvia has helped me in many ways and i have a different outlook in life now What a boring world we would live in if everyone was PERFECT. You need to get over this and continue to believe in Sylvia .She was put on this earth for a reason" US" .So that we could understand the" WHOLE " of Gods love and why we are here and why we go through the things we do and how we handle them. I was afraid of God until my mother died ,I was 43 ,and for some reason i got interested in Sylvia now things are soooo much better and i thank Sylvia for that. I now see the WHOLE not just half of it God bless each and everyone you
By Linda, Sunday, April 26, 2009 07:44:23 PM
To all my fellow Taureans. Since when have so many of us lost our sense of humor? My name is Linda Rossi, and I am proudly Sylvia Browne's Business Manager, personal assistant, and most importantly she and I have been best friends for over 32 years. And for the last 8 years, we have lived together. My birthday is April 25th, and I was with her when she initially wrote this for her "Astrology Book" several years ago. The entire book if you read it in its entirety was meant to be taken tongue-in-cheek. I often tease Sylvia about some of the negative aspects of LIBRAS; e.g. they have difficulty making decisions, they can be airy-fairy because they're air signs, and in her own biology book calls them potentially "prostitutes of the zodiac", all of which definitely is not Sylvia. So, she hysterically laughs as she reminds me I can be boring, so there. Moreover, one of Sylvia's dearest friends, whom she has no less than the highest respect and regard for is Shirley MacLaine, whose birthday is April 24th. Sylvia has said in more lectures and classes on Astrology she has given over the years than I can count, that we are the most loyal and magnanamously loving signs of the zodiac. That in itself speaks volumes. So, for literally God's sake, and for the sake of all your fellow Taurus's, please don't take this so seriously. Have more of a sense of humor about life and yourselves, and I promise you'll make each day not only a lot more light-hearted but a helluva lot easier. A HAPPY AND FUN BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF US!
By RUBY, Sunday, April 26, 2009 07:16:12 PM
I have had such a bad day. I thought reading your usually upbeat e-mail would lift my spirit. Boy was I wrong. You not only made my day even worst, you also broke my heart. I have always loved you. You, who I so look up to, who I have wanted to be just like, just told me what a boring, stupid, clingy piece of crap I am. Well that is probably your mother coming out in you. How does that feel? Shame on you! You tell us all to get negative people out of our lives and then you become one. I never knew you could be so mean. It has nothing to do with being perfect. No one but God is, but that was deliberatly rude and cruel. If you can't find something nice to say about a person, my mother always said to keep your big trap shut. You are right. We tauruses don't forget when people hurt us. I just never thought you would be one of those people. You owe us all a big apology. Shame Shame on you.
By Toni, Saturday, April 25, 2009 05:23:52 PM
Obviously Sylvia has had a bad encounter with some one with a Taurus sign. Too bad you have shut us all out. You are missing probably your most sincere and most lotal group of people. We are not stupid, very intelligent and very caring and forgiving! most of us will have forgiven you before you make your next nasty remark. We won,t see it though because WE ARE NOT STUPID AND WON'T STAY WERE WE ARE NOT WANTED.
By Jean, Friday, April 24, 2009 08:56:38 PM
Before I block and delete this site I want to Add - Happy Birthday to all the GREAT Taurus's. We are Special and our Taurean Qualities outshine other Astrology Signs. I will view all the negativism as Jealousy. Love to All the Taurus's and God Bless everyone of US.
By Jean, Friday, April 24, 2009 07:12:33 PM
Yes, I am a Bull, and your comments are not appreciated. I am unsubscribing to your site and any other affiliation associated with you. You are full of Bull.
By Diane, Friday, April 24, 2009 12:32:09 AM
Well Sylvia, after 25 years of watching you and reading your books, you have alienated me in one fell swoop (or two if you count the relationship section). I don't offend easily, but you managed to do it. To make such rude and untrue blanket statements on one group is shocking. That's like calling all psychics fakes and thieves (which I don't believe). We all have things to work on, why else would we be here, but to read your two blogs on Taureans, you make it sound like we're just taking up space and irritating everyone. You could have at least pointed out our truly good points, and we do have quite a lot of them. If you were going for shock value it worked, but you just lost 1/12 of your audience. On the positive side, that should open up some readings for other people anyway! I will now block all emails from spirit now.

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