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Happy Birthday Taurus!
by Sylvia Browne

The sign of Taurus celebrates their birthdays from April 20th through May 20th. So let’s wish these wonderful Taurus folks a very Happy Birthday! I am going to share with you now a bit about what exactly makes these Taurus folks “tick” and why we love them so much.

Taurus people are boring. I’m trying to be kind, but every Taurus that I have ever known (and I mean a fully aspected Taurus?) has a tendency toward stupidity. Yet I do not think that they are actually that dumb, but they act that way. They will often reply to questions with “Huh?” and a puzzled look. I think this is to make someone come on more. You will want to walk up and say, “Do you hear me? Are you listening? Watch my lips?”

Everyone who has a Taurus friend has a karmic debt! Even when you say, “Get away,” they hang on to your leg. You can beat them with a stick, and they say, “I love you anyway.” An Aries ought to work with a Taurus, for God’s sake, because they’ve got enough patience. The Aries would repeat things 55 times, and the Taurus would say, “I finally get it,” which would make the Aries say, “Oh, how wonderful!”

Taureans usually have very high-falutin’ speech. They usually talk like this: “The cosmic influences of the seminal fluid, in the great beyond of the ad infinitum, are coming together in the heated vortex within.” You then say, “Pardon me, but I do not understand a thing you’re saying.” In this instance, they just asked you to have sex, without your even knowing it!”


Sylvia Browne is without question, "America's #1 Psychic," an internationally known psychic and medium.

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By Becky, Thursday, April 23, 2009 09:58:29 AM
 Sylvia is kinder to pets than she is to Taureans. It doesn't matter if she wrote these comments recently or a hundred years ago, she still wrote and published them. Well, I've read these comments before in one of Sylvia's books. I had just received a shipment of about 6 or 7 of her books. The first one out of the box was on astrology. I read very similar comments on how Taureans are boring, stupid, stalker like, and thick-headed. I thought it was horrible that this was even printed. I packed up the whole shipment and sent it back. I've also had a reading by Chris, and it left me very depressed and it was not helpful at all. Now I don't pay much attention to her comments and have completely dropped from her web classes. Yes. (Peace)
By Kelly, Thursday, April 23, 2009 08:30:46 AM
 I could not believe what I just read. I am a taurus and I am not boring or stupid. I am very offended. I have watched you on TV for years and read most of your book and even had a reading years ago from your son. One of my dreams was to have a reading by you some day. Now I am wondering if you are not all "BULL". I hope those words are not from you, astrology or not.
By Mindy, Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:00:42 AM
 I dont need to be beat them with a stick, or read these rude comments and I won't say, “I love you anyway.”
By Mindy, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 11:55:27 PM
 I am so offended that YOU emailed this to ME. I get an email that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAURUS! What I opened was really rude and not True. You couldn't come up with one nice thing to say? I really would love an apology for sending this to me. If i would have read it on the site is one thing, but to send this to me and have the tittle happy birthday and have a rude card attached. This really makes me want to cancel my subscription to spirit now so I wont get these emails again.
By nicole, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 09:40:17 PM
 Sylvia, How dare you show your lack of intelligence in such a manner! I will be blocking any more mail from you in the future! LOL...I just can't believe your ignorance!!! How could you possibly think it is a smart move to alienate 12th of your fan base?? Oh, wait...I'm supposed to be the stupid one...duh...
By Tanmayee, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 05:27:39 PM
 This doesn't sound like Sylvia at all!!! I love her and I know she loves astrology and she won't ever have such opinions. I think this has affected me in a way. I think Taureans are very sensitive to their spiritual side and that is what brought me closer to Sylvia. I
By ida, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 05:19:04 PM
 Sylvia, We are three Taurus women who in the past have enjoyed your articles and comments. We are quite disturbed by your recent comment classifying all Taurus people as being stupid. Its sounds as if you are relating to someone you know and have a personal vendetta against them. Your comments about Taurus contradict many of the experts in the study of astrology. While your experience with stupid Taureans may have influenced your comments, The majority of Taureans are dependable, have tremendous personal resilience and integrity. What you perceive as being stupid when asked questions are Taureans slow and deliberate pauses of thinking things through before responding. No, we are not asking you to have sex with us.
By marissa, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 03:36:04 PM
 lol. i love to read stuff like this, it's funny. some describes me and some is just off. i am very stubborn. not boring at all, caring, loving, ect. TAURUS Marissa MAY 15
By Renee, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 02:17:34 PM
 Dang Sylvia ! Talk about Put Downs. I guess your getting more bias in your ole age. I'm a taurus and proud of it. Ive been called things but never Boring..If anything ive been told im not boring. Sylvia Ms Lady! You need to respond to yo Peeps for this, cause your hurting a lot of people that love you.. Me myself i know your sense of humor.. But hopfully you didnt mean to be that cold blooded..LOL
By stephen, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 01:30:04 PM
 Well,Slyvia I was born April 26 so I guess Im stupid for going to all your shows with Montel and reading all your books,and telling everyone what a loving and caring woman toy are.After I read this Im truly disappointed in your thoughts.Not all people under this sign or any sign are all stupid.Calling someone stupid is that ok with GOD

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