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Happy Birthday Taurus!
by Sylvia Browne

The sign of Taurus celebrates their birthdays from April 20th through May 20th. So let’s wish these wonderful Taurus folks a very Happy Birthday! I am going to share with you now a bit about what exactly makes these Taurus folks “tick” and why we love them so much.

Taurus people are boring. I’m trying to be kind, but every Taurus that I have ever known (and I mean a fully aspected Taurus?) has a tendency toward stupidity. Yet I do not think that they are actually that dumb, but they act that way. They will often reply to questions with “Huh?” and a puzzled look. I think this is to make someone come on more. You will want to walk up and say, “Do you hear me? Are you listening? Watch my lips?”

Everyone who has a Taurus friend has a karmic debt! Even when you say, “Get away,” they hang on to your leg. You can beat them with a stick, and they say, “I love you anyway.” An Aries ought to work with a Taurus, for God’s sake, because they’ve got enough patience. The Aries would repeat things 55 times, and the Taurus would say, “I finally get it,” which would make the Aries say, “Oh, how wonderful!”

Taureans usually have very high-falutin’ speech. They usually talk like this: “The cosmic influences of the seminal fluid, in the great beyond of the ad infinitum, are coming together in the heated vortex within.” You then say, “Pardon me, but I do not understand a thing you’re saying.” In this instance, they just asked you to have sex, without your even knowing it!”


Sylvia Browne is without question, "America's #1 Psychic," an internationally known psychic and medium.

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By Gwendolyn, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 12:31:42 AM
Sylvia, That's down right rude what you say about Taurus. That's the same crap you wrote in one of your books about people born under Taurus. I almost stopped buying your books over those negative comments. You should be shamed of your self.
By Trevina, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 12:01:44 AM
i am too and hurt and dissappointed at the negativity of this article. I am Taurus and both my parents are. This was hurtful and mean spirited. I love being a turus and am proud of it. So disappointed in you,Sylvia
By Denise, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 11:40:42 PM
Sylvia, This was so true and funny at the same time. Me and my daughter are Taurus and my boss is a Aries. we do act like that at work? Also I just meet someone who is also a Aries!! sont know how tha will go but time will tell... Thanks for this. See you soon on the next month.. With Love Denise
By Robin, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 11:36:45 PM
U are so wrong about a taurus i will pray for u and any who feel this way. Thanks to my father high above i always will love all people and treat them with kindness and i am verry smart
By briana, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 11:26:37 PM
Wow Sylvia! That was pretty harsh! I, also, was looking forward to wonderful birthday wishes, yet after reading that blog, I felt as though you had us Taureans confused with another sign. Sometimes we can we can be a bit lazy while taking in the beauty of life, but certainly not boring. My birthday is April 30th, and every single person that knows me, would beg to differ with your opinion. I not only love my, awesome, full time job, but my passion for performing in the theatre, directing and teaching children how to perform lends itself to a very hectic schedule and extreme fulfillment. If trying to take an audience on a roller coaster of emotions, while pouring out your heart and soul to complete strangers, all while having them forget about what a cruel world we can live in is boring, then you have justified your opinion of the "boring" Taurus. I only hope you will some day meet a Taurus like one of us, and enjoy your experience of the blunt, energectic and most loyal of the signs.
By joanne, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 11:26:20 PM
wow i can't believe all the people thanking you for the birthday greeting!!! how awful. thank god the typical taurus has big shoulders and can "take it" you must have an ex that was just awful for you to have these feelings toward the backbone of the zodiac. i myself won't take it personally because after all, psychic or not, you really don't know me.
By Kate, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:29:04 PM
Wow! I was looking forward to reading my birthday horoscope but now I'm sorry that I did. Sounds to me like Sylvia has a personal grind. Anytime my children said.."I'm Bored", My reply has always been "Well honey perhaps it's not your surroundings and other people that are boring you as actually only boring people get bored!" IMO BTW... I was born on 5/12 at 5:12 and proud to be a stubborn yet very loyal and sensual Taurean!!
By gerri, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:14:26 PM
My Dear Sylvia, I was born April 22nd. I suppose I can be "seen " or misunderstood as a little boring at times because I am content with being at home with my children. I do however enjoy outdoor activities and spontaneous trips to anywhere. I am far from stupid. However, I guess you could say I'm stupid for letting people walk on me the way they do. I have a kind heart and I am a very giving person, because of this I am often used as a doormat. I don't bother anyone and only in extreme instances ask someone else for help. I'm a lover not a fighter but stand my ground when pushed beyond limitations. I don't hang on anyones leg but I am a very forgiven person, and I give second chances and sometimes event third chances, so yes, sometimes I will say 'I love you' even though you have hurt me, after all isn't that what God would do? You are telling those us born under the sign of taurus 'Happy Birthday' and roasting us at the same time. It's all good Sylvia, I love you anyway, I really didn't take offense to it, it actually made me laugh! Thanks for the birthday wish. God Bless you always.
By Priscilla, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:06:11 PM
I am a Taurus. I am anything but stupid. I am currently a junior at USC and I know for a fact that they do not let stupid people in this school! Also, I am also not a boring person by any means. I am full of life and almost always in a great mood. I never hold grudges and I definitely do not cling to people. I am extremely independent. Lastly, I do not talk like a freak let alone ask someone to have sex with me.
By Carol, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 09:49:32 PM
I can't imagine where your thoughts were Sylvia when you wrote this... that Taurian man must have hurt you bad. I was born on May 12th and have been told that is the best time any Taurian could have come into this world. I have never been boring, have always been on the top of popularity lists and never have shown stupidity, considering all the top jobs I have held in my life..and I think all of those top corporate executives I worked for would have fired me on the spot if they thought I was stupid. And I don't ACT dumb just so people will stay around and repeat things, in fact I hate when people do that and remind them they already said that. As you say, forgive them that do wrong, shouldn't you do exactly that and find that Taurian that did you wrong and tell him you forgive him! and excuse me, but what is a'fully aspected' Taurus? This has to do with appearance...are you sure your not talking about nationality..I certainly can't tell a Taurian by looking at them.

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