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Happy Birthday Taurus!
by Sylvia Browne

The sign of Taurus celebrates their birthdays from April 20th through May 20th. So let’s wish these wonderful Taurus folks a very Happy Birthday! I am going to share with you now a bit about what exactly makes these Taurus folks “tick” and why we love them so much.

Taurus people are boring. I’m trying to be kind, but every Taurus that I have ever known (and I mean a fully aspected Taurus?) has a tendency toward stupidity. Yet I do not think that they are actually that dumb, but they act that way. They will often reply to questions with “Huh?” and a puzzled look. I think this is to make someone come on more. You will want to walk up and say, “Do you hear me? Are you listening? Watch my lips?”

Everyone who has a Taurus friend has a karmic debt! Even when you say, “Get away,” they hang on to your leg. You can beat them with a stick, and they say, “I love you anyway.” An Aries ought to work with a Taurus, for God’s sake, because they’ve got enough patience. The Aries would repeat things 55 times, and the Taurus would say, “I finally get it,” which would make the Aries say, “Oh, how wonderful!”

Taureans usually have very high-falutin’ speech. They usually talk like this: “The cosmic influences of the seminal fluid, in the great beyond of the ad infinitum, are coming together in the heated vortex within.” You then say, “Pardon me, but I do not understand a thing you’re saying.” In this instance, they just asked you to have sex, without your even knowing it!”


Sylvia Browne is without question, "America's #1 Psychic," an internationally known psychic and medium.

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By Michelle, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:44:49 PM
YEP! It's quite obvious Sylvia was hurt deeply by a person under the sign of TAURUS. Just think of all the nice things she would say if she was in Love with a Taurus....Sorry Sylvia, We are also very Psychic, forgiving and humorous. That's why so many people do love us even if you don't.
By Rebecca, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:37:30 PM
Hi Sylvia I was very disapointed on my HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WOULD OF LIKE SOME POSITIVE. I COULD OF GOT THAT FROM MY EX. AND NOT STUPID HAVE DISABILITTY WITH MY EYES BUT NOT STUPID. B
By Grant, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:37:14 PM
Thanks for the Birthday greeting ...but with those kind of comments...you can stick it where the sun doesn't shine. This are rude and condescending comments about Tuareans. I am not boring nor stupid. I have accomplished a lot things in life and hate being around stupid and boring people. I think sometime in your past life some Taureans must have pissed in your corn flakes. Sincerely.... GB
By Ana, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:21:19 PM
Wow. I thought I was going to read something positive. I was surprised by the negative energy. Is this the real you? Where is the love for all? I am disappointed.
By Yvette, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:19:35 PM
I agree, I am not dumb, I have a computer degree, always an advocate for plain english literature; fiercely loyal and can defend myself if I am wrongly done by and I am more like the Aries article. Yvette
By Dawn, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:19:30 PM
There is nothing good to say about a Taurus??? Happy birthday....by the way you are stupid and boring??? What kind of birthday greeting is that? I sure hope the people in your life that are Taurus read your comments and stop hanging on to your leg! They should get the hint they are not liked NOW. Mission accomplished.
By Amber, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:15:46 PM
Wow , i`m a 137 on iq test. I guess she doesn`t want our money, i was just going to buy one of her books today! I`m a very passionate and smart person or so i`ve been told. Good lookin too! ha ha
By Michele, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:15:11 PM
Sylvia, are you checking to see if we're reading? HUH? Your relationship report was not very nice either. A Taurean must have tipped your scales at some point and probably more than once. My question is, in what way did you provoke the Bull? HUH?....... Anyway, happy birthday to all of us! I know we are more patient and kind than any of the astrological signs. Best wishes, Michele Joll
By Julie, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:13:16 PM
Wow! Happy Birthday to me. I'll be 50 April 30th. Sylvia, your comments were very hurtful. I am not stupid. I have succeded in almost everything that I have tried to accomplished. I have alot of friends. My house is always the one that everyone wants to come to. I'm going back to college May 26th to get a degree in culinary. I am proud of that fact. Why would you be so hurtful to those of us who truly have loved and admired you for so long?
By Michael, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:10:36 PM
I take great offense to Sylvia's comments about Taureans being "dumb" and clingy. As a First day Taurean (born April 20th) I've been described in many ways but being stupid isn't one of them. I've taken an IQ test and scored a 136...which is Above Average and 4 points below Genius. as for being boring... I am a bit shy at first with people I do not know well, but then open up and have a great, a little skewed sense of hum or...in fact, many have called me a bit of a smartass:) I'm pretty open minded, love art, music, play a little guitar, have written a few stories and poems, and can draw quite well. I'm not exactly a Hendrix, a Rembrant, or a Shakesphere, but i'm no slouch in those areas either. Maybe she mistakes a taurean's stubbornness and determination for being "too stupid and closeminded" Maybe she mistakes a taurean's loyalty to their friends. I feel the opinion Sylvia expresses about Taureans might be tainted by a bad experience with a Taurean.

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