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Happy Birthday Taurus!
by Sylvia Browne

The sign of Taurus celebrates their birthdays from April 20th through May 20th. So let’s wish these wonderful Taurus folks a very Happy Birthday! I am going to share with you now a bit about what exactly makes these Taurus folks “tick” and why we love them so much.

Taurus people are boring. I’m trying to be kind, but every Taurus that I have ever known (and I mean a fully aspected Taurus?) has a tendency toward stupidity. Yet I do not think that they are actually that dumb, but they act that way. They will often reply to questions with “Huh?” and a puzzled look. I think this is to make someone come on more. You will want to walk up and say, “Do you hear me? Are you listening? Watch my lips?”

Everyone who has a Taurus friend has a karmic debt! Even when you say, “Get away,” they hang on to your leg. You can beat them with a stick, and they say, “I love you anyway.” An Aries ought to work with a Taurus, for God’s sake, because they’ve got enough patience. The Aries would repeat things 55 times, and the Taurus would say, “I finally get it,” which would make the Aries say, “Oh, how wonderful!”

Taureans usually have very high-falutin’ speech. They usually talk like this: “The cosmic influences of the seminal fluid, in the great beyond of the ad infinitum, are coming together in the heated vortex within.” You then say, “Pardon me, but I do not understand a thing you’re saying.” In this instance, they just asked you to have sex, without your even knowing it!”


Sylvia Browne is without question, "America's #1 Psychic," an internationally known psychic and medium.
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By eva, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 09:37:22 PM
 WELL NO ONE EVER SAID I WAS BORING!! ANYHOW, WE ARE BETTER A T MARRIAGE. HOW MANY TIMES DID U SAY U WERE MARRIED???? U NEED TO STOP NOW. WHAT WOULD FRANCIE SAY??
By Veronica, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 09:19:27 PM
 Sylvia this is absolute rubbish! I am suprised that a spiritual person would judge a whole sign with such hatred. I thought you were spreading love and compassion; not hate and malice. Shame on you for spreading negativity!
By Cynthia, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 08:59:12 PM
 Thank you, Sylvia for your "wonderful comment" regarding Taurus. I think you are describing Scorpio folks and I'm married to one. I'm a Taurus and almost everyone in my husband's family is a Scorpio. When there is an event, they are sitting --- gossiping about other people and at the same time they asked me to host their events. They can't even dance or communicate but surely they are all judgemental. I believe that each individual, whatever sign they belong too, each person has his or her own God-given personality which is unique, whether it is negative or positive characteristic. Let's not be judgemental. I was just wondering, Sylvia, you must have had a very bad experience dealing with Taurus, huh that's why you judge Taureans just like that. Speak the truth and the truth will set you free. I can tell you I'm not boring because I love networking, etc. Please Please don't judge anyone. But I still love you.
By mary, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 08:42:50 PM
 Well, Sylvia, I was just laughing my fanny off at your "Happy Birthday Taurus" greeting. I thought it was hilarious. I guess I just know how to laugh at myself and not get offended. It was wonderful, Thank you. Mary
By mary, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 08:37:10 PM
By Jan, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 08:21:40 PM
 Thanks for the hurtful birthday greeting! Gee, this does great for the old self esteem! I did notice in your book, the only "boring" and stupid sign was Taurus....I've got news for you most Scopio people are down right evil...Not to offend anyone but I have known many in my life and was married to one.....I run if I find out a possible partner could be a Scorpio.....Maybe some day you will see us for who we really are!
By Judith, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 08:19:07 PM
 Wow, talk about disappointment. I am a Taurus, birthday April 28, I am not boring and I am certainly not stupid. I do not cling to people. I will, however carry a grudge, and I am as stuborn as a bull. I am very kind and generous to others and would never do anything to harm any one in any way. Past relationships are just that, past, how disgusting to think of talking about them to a new love. I have read all these posts and agree that you have obviously been hurt in the past by a Taurus, how sad for you that you let it affect your viewpoint of all of us. Judy
By Jill, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 07:53:15 PM
 This so-called "birthday greeting" is taken straight from one of her books. (I've just about read them all.) I don't remember the name, and I'm too lazy to get up and go look for it, but it's Astrology through a Psychic's Eyes, or something like that. Anyway, yes, these are Sylvia's words, but they weren't written as, or intended to be a birthday greeting of any sort. I didn't like it much when I read it the first time, but Sylvia is human and has her baggage just like the rest of us. That being said, it shouldn't have been used in this particular way.
By margo, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 07:52:05 PM
 Sylvia, I really do not understand how you could be so mean,I am not stupid or borning. I could careless about Money and Riches. I have lots of Friends who care about me and I care deeply about them. What has a Taurus done to you that you would speak and write such mean words about. You do not talk about any other signs this way. I guess You must have been hurt very bad by someone who was a Taurus. Forgive them, And Move on.
By Jenn, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 07:15:24 PM
 I'm a Taurus, and when I read this happy birthday thing - I was deeply hurt. I love Sylvia and everything she has done to help. So I thought more and more about this, I don't believe that it is Sylvia writing these. She even stated in one of her web casts to not ever call any of the psychics on this site. So I am going to give Sylvia the benefit of the doubt here, and hope that she wouldn't say these things. I hope she adresses this on a webcast too. Jenn Canada

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