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Careerscopes
Gemini
Hyperactive Geminis are impatient, impulsive and need constant stimulation. You thrive in a versatile career and a busy environment. As the sign of the Twins, you need a career that has many jobs in one. Bring on the multi-tasking! You simply aren't meant to do just one thing. While other signs would feel overwhelmed by such a workload, having lots of variety makes you feel free.
Gemini rules communication, so you thrive in an environment with lots of small talk, email, phone calls and little tasks. A quiet, sterile office would drive you insane. If you work at a desk, the job had better include a great computer, where you can fire off Instant Messages and hop between projects all day. Gemini also rules short trips, so you're happy running around doing errands, or bringing materials between departments and chit-chatting along the way. As the zodiac's Twin, you need an "other half" wherever you go. This person can either be a nurturing boss or a supportive co-worker — any kindred spirit who can help you talk through your ideas and issues.
Gemini is the sign of the teacher, so you love to mentor new people on the job — though you can be a bit impatient with the slow learners. You comprehend new information instantly, but remember that not everyone's mind works as fast as yours! You also love to hook people up, and are always on the lookout for opportunities. Because Geminis are ruled by Mercury, the planet of data, you're often the first to hear about anything up-and-coming. With your mental Rolodex and ability to Google at lightning speed, you're a one-stop connector for all your friends.
The main Gemini hazard? Indecisiveness. Because you're so multi-faceted, you may hesitate to commit to one career path, fearing you'll be trapped. As a result, you end up in an endless string of unfulfilling jobs because you don't want to commit. Here are a couple suggestions to keep you from being your own worst enemy:
Be a consultant or a project person. Hone a field of expertise, then travel to different companies or departments and make them over. Or, work on projects with limited deadlines. Either way, the gig is short-term and there will be an end in sight, so you never have to feel trapped.
Use your creativity. Geminis have huge imaginations. Can't find an existing job you like, or a position in your company that suits you? Make one up!
Work for yourself. At least you'll always have the freedom you crave. Many Geminis work in the fashion, music, and high-tech industries. You like to be on the cutting edge; constant change stimulates you.
Give yourself a year. Since you have commitment issues, it's a good idea to anticipate a claustrophobic moment or two when you start something more long-term. If you take a traditional job in a large company and already feel like you'll be stuck there forever, commit to a year, or six months. Plan to reevaluate at that time. If you still like the job then, stay. If not, cut loose and move on!
Best Careers for Gemini: Journalist, consultant, web developer, agent, entrepreneur, makeup artist, musician hairstylist, editor, project manager, film director, yoga teacher, interpreter, stand-up comedian, DJ, day trader