If you're looking for a whip-smart animal, Scorpio is for you. These cunning creatures will seem to understand human language. They'll also know just how to manipulate you into taking them for a walk or feeding them an extra bowl of food. Since they are possessive and jealous they make excellent guard dogs, but it may not be in your best interest to train them this way if you ever want to have company over or a love life. These creative creatures respond well to music. Break out the guitar and watch them purr or howl along with you. Scorpio is the sexiest sign of the zodiac, so don't be surprised if this pet flirts like mad too!