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Happy Birthday Taurus!
by Sylvia Browne

The sign of Taurus celebrates their birthdays from April 20th through May 20th. So let’s wish these wonderful Taurus folks a very Happy Birthday! I am going to share with you now a bit about what exactly makes these Taurus folks “tick” and why we love them so much.

Taurus people are boring. I’m trying to be kind, but every Taurus that I have ever known (and I mean a fully aspected Taurus?) has a tendency toward stupidity. Yet I do not think that they are actually that dumb, but they act that way. They will often reply to questions with “Huh?” and a puzzled look. I think this is to make someone come on more. You will want to walk up and say, “Do you hear me? Are you listening? Watch my lips?”

Everyone who has a Taurus friend has a karmic debt! Even when you say, “Get away,” they hang on to your leg. You can beat them with a stick, and they say, “I love you anyway.” An Aries ought to work with a Taurus, for God’s sake, because they’ve got enough patience. The Aries would repeat things 55 times, and the Taurus would say, “I finally get it,” which would make the Aries say, “Oh, how wonderful!”

Taureans usually have very high-falutin’ speech. They usually talk like this: “The cosmic influences of the seminal fluid, in the great beyond of the ad infinitum, are coming together in the heated vortex within.” You then say, “Pardon me, but I do not understand a thing you’re saying.” In this instance, they just asked you to have sex, without your even knowing it!”


Sylvia Browne is without question, "America's #1 Psychic," an internationally known psychic and medium.

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By Randy, Tuesday, August 25, 2009 04:32:03 AM
Hey; ;we should reflect on the fact that Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Saddam Hussain were all Tauruses and they were pretty stupid; Anyway I like being a Taurus! My Dad was a Taurus,My Wife is a Taurus,and my middle daughter is a Taurus,as well as my wifes'sister,and 2 of my best friends are Taruses. We come from Venus where we were between lives and we are love unless we are badly aspected by another planet.
By Amanda, Thursday, June 18, 2009 10:58:06 PM
I live with two taureans and I hate to say it but sylvia is right about this sign. One is my daughter and the other my fiance and i love them dearly but the truth is the truth. Every thing she said they both do. Angie my daughter is so smart but you try to talk to her when she isnt in the mood and all you get is "hu? What." It tests my patience at times. MY fiance who i have known all my life and is also VERY smart, is like a dictionary one minute and then will try to convince you how incomptent he is. Drives me crazy
By Victoria, Saturday, June 13, 2009 02:19:39 PM
I am really surprised by the amount of hate generated by a sun sign. Whether you like Sylvia or not, I feel the vengeful and defensive remarks are not very spiritual. If one truly knows they are great, one doesn't feel the need to boast. I feel some here should consider looking into books such as Dr. Dyer's. It's sad when people feel the need to lash out in hurtful ways. There are other ways to handle things. That's what's wrong with the world and why, until "we are the change we want to see in the world," the world will never change. I for one am grateful for the time and knowledge Sylvia gave here when she didn't have to. I wish all well. Peace.
By Christine, Saturday, June 13, 2009 01:16:21 AM
When I read this article I couldn't beleive that a spiritual leader could be that insensitive. For someone who claims to be as "advanced" as yourself you sure do lack understanding and compassion towards taureans. I think you need a reality check to see that your sign is not any better than ours. If we are all equal like you repeat(along with everything else in your books) than tareans must make up for their supposed flaws by being great at everything else. That was a long sentence and it made perfect sense to anyone bright enough to comprehend it. I am excellent at everything I try. Anything I put any effort into would trample whatever your mind could produce, which isn't very much. I happen to have read books by Edgar Cayce(the guy whose books you basically stole) and I cant care about the opinions of someone as fake as yourself. The more I read about you and things you say the more you start to look like an ignorant fraud.
By deborah, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 07:46:32 PM
TO LINDA ROSSI... YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO BE AROUND SYLVIA. THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR POSITIVE COMMENTS. I ADORE SHIRLEY MACLAINE TOO. I RESPECT HER AND WISH I KNEW HER BETTER.THANKS LINDA.
By cynthia, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 06:04:26 PM
Yes, I have to agree with Victoria as well. She does have a valid point and thank you. Granted it would have been nice to read our nice traits too. Who doesn't like to read nice things about yourself or people in general. I suppose I OWE Miss Sylvia an apology. There you go Miss Sylvia, I apologize, but still sheesh ouch!.:)
By Victoria, Monday, May 11, 2009 05:16:19 PM
I did not take it that she literally meant all those born under Taurus were always dumb or boring. To be that offended and try to prove otherwise with boastful claims over an article or two just winds up defining your character, not Sylvia's. This is why the world is in the state it's in. We could go through life being offended at every turn if we wanted to. What good does that do? Why not take it with a grain of salt, find the humor in it, and have confidence in yourselves(humbly and privately from within), knowing who you are, regardless of what someone says or writes.
By cynthia, Monday, May 11, 2009 03:21:58 PM
Dear Sylvia Brown, I understand you are very direct and outspoken, would you consider that the best part of you or the worst? I don't know you Miss Sylvia, but that was a little harsh. I understand you might have had such a bad experience with someone of that sign. I have been listening and reading your books since I was 15 years old. I am now 41. I can tell you that I've experienced allot of pain and disappointment. Just like most people, but in a much different way. That does not make me or you dumb people or that we like pain. You mentioned one time in your books how you had been with men that were cheating on you. You stayed for with them until you could not handle it anymore correct? So, just curious would that make you stupid? or a martyer? Honestly, and I am speaking for myself. I would never keep a man that does not want me anymore. I have let go and believe me that I would not stay or hang around a place where they don't want me. However, my job is the exception to the rule! Some don't like me but I need my job and I am very good at it...(lol) You have mentioned before, how people are in control of their lives, and their happiness. I also believe a person personality is genetically implanted. I know that I am and can be very funny Miss Sylvia, and I do not consider myself stupid. We might ask questions twice because, we really don't care what that person saying or listening. Your a woman. I bet you think of things while someone is speaking to you. So, you repeat yourself. I respect what you do, but your not perfect either MISS SYLVIA, and I am not offended, just a little sad as of why your so harsh in your words about the Tuarus sign. I know your scorp and they are all jealous, and can be very mean and vidictive people. However, I truly never thought you would be soooooooooo HARSH. I truly believe Miss Sylvia Brown, you should re-check how you say things, because not everyone is a strong person such as yourself. I wish you well.
By Angie, Saturday, May 02, 2009 03:47:18 PM
HELLO HAPPY BITHDAY US TAUREANS!!! WHO CARES WHAT THE NEGATIVE THINGS ARE I KNOW IM SMART FUNNY SUPER COOL POSITIVE OUTSTANDING ETC ETC IF I CONTINUE I WILL HAVE A BOOK!! :) WE SHOULD NOT LET ANYONE IRRITATE US FOR SOME SILLY COMMENTS IF YOU KNOW U AINT THEN YOU KNOW U AINT ;) EVERYONE KNOWS TAUREANS ARE SOOOO FUN TO BE AROUND AND I SAY IT CUZ ITS TRUE! STUPID I DONT THINK SO ON THE DEANS LIST AT SCHOOL AND SUPER GIFTED AT EVERYTHING ELSE!!!
By Ada, Tuesday, April 28, 2009 09:54:21 PM
Dear Sylvia, I guess you expected a Taurean to be totally offended by your description of what makes us tick. Mission accomplished!

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